Fat Man/Fit Town

Friday was a short day of riding for me. We decided that I needed to not be in the saddle too much, and we rode the tandem from Mashabe Sade to Sde Boker. We stopped at Ben Gurion’s tomb, where Yoni, one of our guides, gave a very impassioned speech about Israel’s first PM. My impression throughout the trip is that Yoni wears his patriotism more on his sleeve than most of the other guides.

We went from the tomb to a local bike shop, where a bunch of the riders, including Derek, switched to mountain biking, descending into the Zin Valley. I followed the riders in one of the support Jeeps, chatting with the driver, Nahumi, about the local aquifer, his family, and, of course, Israeli politics. He seems to think that the West Bank settlers are reasonable people who will do the right thing when presented with a fair compromise on their situation. I wasn’t quite able to determine the basis for this assessment. One hopes he is right.

At the bottom, we came to a short hiking trail with, unaccountably considering the heat and dryness of the environment, puddles all over it. Shortly, we came to a sheltered spot with a spring-fed pool, Ein Akev. Our guide immediately jumped in, with no indication that the pool was anything but comfortable. Then the first rider jumped in. And then the swearing started. Apparently, the pool was actually quite cold. As each person jumped into the deep spot from a rock ledge, a new stream of profanity came out. It was quite entertaining to listen to. With all the rocks and the very slippery exit from the pool, I decided not to go in, but that meant I got to take a lot of pictures. No video, though. The profanity may have embarrassed one or two of the participants.

Back up the hill, we get on the bus to Mitspe Ramon and Shabbat.

Go read Derek’s blog entry for Shabbat. I don’t have much to say, except that I had a good day of rest, healing, and recharging.

Today, we entered the Negev.

Derek started early on an optional ride from Ashkelon to Sderot, which he did without me. From the beginning, we planned that he would probably ride solo for some of the time, since I simply don’t have his stamina. The rest of the riders left a little later on the bus, and got a tour of the JNF Indorr Recreation Center, which was built to provide a play space for local children safe from Gaza rocket attacks. That was a strange and sad thing to see. Least fun fact: everything in the building is designed so that every single person, and it accommodates up to 500 in a 20,000 square foot facility, can enter a fortified shelter within 15 seconds of the rocket sirens sounding.

At Sderot, we remounted the tandem and hit the road towards the desert. We started out with the middle (bogrim) group, because we didn’t want to go as far as the advanced (mumchim) group. Turns out that, while we (read: I) don’t have a lot of stamina, we still go very, very fast. Too fast for bogrim, as it turns out. For a while, we were leading that group. In fact, the guide for the group was drafting off of us. He said it was like drafting off a bus, which seemed like kind of a left-handed complement, to tell the truth.

So we hopped on to the mumchim and took off. We managed to work with the Chai Rollers of White Plains, really nice people who ride together a lot, on a pace line. Again, a few folks enjoyed drafting us, perhaps a little too much.

We rode up a highway paralleling the Gaza, and then turned toward the desert, stopping at aid stations set up at various kibbutzim. This part of the desert has been developed for agriculture, and, while very dry, is still fairly green, at least as best as I could tell from the road.

As we headed in toward the lunch break, my engine gave out, and we decided to skip the final 30 mile push to Mashabe Sade, where we’re staying tonight. Instead, we took a tour of Kibbutz Revivim, which was one of the pioneer settlements in the Negev, playing a key role in the War of Independence. It was a lot like going to a Revolutionary War monument, in that it’s clearly history written by the winners. But we did get to go into their bomb shelter cave, which had been an ancient cistern.

We still made about 29 miles on the tandem, and did it in well under 2 hours, so it was still a pretty good workout. But, pain.

Tomorrow, Derek gets to go mountain biking, and I get a jeep ride.

Up at 5:30, we eat another wildly complex Israeli hotel breakfast, then pile on the buses to drive to Bar Giyura near Beit Shemesh for the opening ceremonies. Thoughtful readings, Shir haMaalot sung to the tune of Hatikvah, and, of course, a shechechyanu started us off.

Then, the excitement. The first leg was pretty much straight downhill for 10 miles. Ever ridden a tandem downhill? Twice the weight with about the same wind resistance as a single bike. That means our terminal velocity, sans brakes, is quite a bit higher than everyone else on the ride. So: Wheeeeeeeee! Also, some profanity, and my brief thought that maybe I should say a quick Shema, which is, by tradition, the last thing uttered by a Jew about to die. Really, I trust Derek more than that, and I wasn’t really afraid for my life, but we did chew through a bit of brake pad.

From there, things calmed down quite a bit, with rolling hills and and a net downhill ride. We were going a little faster than the middle (Bogrim) group, so after lunch at Tel Lakhesh Park, we joined the faster expert (mumchim) group. We were a little fresher than they were, since they had a longer morning that included a climb too insane for us, so we kept up a nice pace for the next 35km until we reached the outskirts of Ashkelon on the coast. At that point, the heavy traffic, narrow shoulders, and, frankly, my fatigue, compounded with the relatively poor maneuverability of our tandem to make us choose the better part of valor and hop in the support truck for the last couple of miles to our hotel. Both of us fell asleep before we got there. We made about 50 miles today.

Tomorrow, we enter the Negev.

So, El Al went on strike this week. Not so bad for us, but many of our co-travelers had their plans forcibly changed. For us, this meant that the early Ramah bus from Ben Gurion Airport did not happen (the large group of El Al passengers on the early flight all came later), and we got to spend a few more hours in Tel Aviv. Mostly, this consisted of Derek getting to swim laps in the gorgeous Gordon Pool, a fifty meter spring fed salt water facility a few blocks north of our hotel, while I relaxed on a lounge chair in the shade listening to podcasts.

(Also, I had a little of the chocolate cake at breakfast today. So sue me.)

Then, to go a little native and to save a lot of money, instead of taking a cab back to the airport, we walked to Dizengoff, took the number 5 Eged bus north to the train station, and hopped the train to the airport. Two highlights: First, we had to put our luggage through a metal detector to get into the train station. No pat downs or restrictions on water bottles or anything like that, but it’s a small reminder that life hear is not entirely like life back home. Second, the train staff was wonderfully helpful to me. When we got off at the airport, the conductor on the train called for the station manager, who grabbed my luggage and led me up to the information desk at airport arrivals so we could find our group. I didn’t catch his name, but thanks to him.

We met up with three more riders, Mark, Robin and Triss, and were collected by Ride staffer Yoni, who took us to the van and on to Jerusalem. On the way, he pointed out the spots where we went through nominal checkpoints out of and then back into the ’67 borders, and the wall along the highway separating Israel from the West Bank. His explanation was…polished. I can’t recall the words exactly, but I could hear some elision of very deep and troubling issues. He is an experienced tour guide, and I don’t think shades of gray serve tour guides here very well. It was a slightly off note in an the otherwise congenial chit-chat of our drive.

Arrival at the Crown Plaza was boisterous. Lots of people introducing themselves, checking in, and getting fitted up on our bikes for the ride tomorrow. We have a very nice white and red Cannondale tandem, supplied by the Israel Guide Dog Center.

After a little rest, we met everyone downstairs for a large buffet dinner. Getting downstairs was a little challenging. It seems everyone in the hotel was trying to get to food at once, including what appeared to be the guest of a very big wedding, so we had to pass on about 8 full elevators before we made it down ourselves.

The food was decent, but I always forget that kosher meat can make you feel like you’ve eaten an entire bag of potato chips. Water. Please.

Finally, introductions, thank yous, and logistics from Rabbi Mitch Cohen of National Ramah and our staff. Mitch was extremely gracious introducing Derek to everyone as the only other clergyman in the room. The highlight, though, was the introduction of the doctors–there are seven of them riding or hiking–including, helpfully and to everyone’s half-ironic, half-serious delight, 2 cardiologists.

Tomorrow, we ride.

Up bright(ish) and early(ish) this morning. Today is our only full day to experience Tel Aviv. It’s not over yet, but I needed to get some details down before I forget.

First, again, I must stress how fantastic our lives are in the privileged industrial world. The first thing I did this morning was video chat with my family. This is not new technology, but I had to pause to savor the pure wonder of seeing the faces of my loved ones 7000 miles away, in real time, for FREE (except for the cost of the equipment and our home internet service, but that’s not important now). Just fantastic.

Breakfast. Can i tell you about breakfast? I have vague memories of our family trip to Israel when I was a kid. I remember cucumber and tomato salad and yogurt for breakfast every morning, and not much else, though I’m sure there was more. I’d heard about the standard Israeli hotel breakfast, and I knew it would be varied and plentiful. But the scale of it. I was awed. I skipped the 3 kinds of fish and the cheeses and the yogurt entirely. Also the chocolate cake (that was a challenge). Still didn’t come near to tasting everything. I will never be happy with an American-style hotel buffet again.

Fortified, we set out south along the water toward Jaffa. On the way, we had a stop at Shuk haCarmel, the large market in the middle of town. The sounds and the smells were wonderful. I really missed Bonnie here–this is the kind of thing that she loves. Derek bought some sugary pecans from a stall staffed by Russian speakers, and I smelled fish and cooking meat and fresh fruit and bakeries.

On to Jaffa. We kept walking for a bit along the beach, then turned left up the hill on which the old city sits. About halfway up the hill, we stopped to look at the minaret of the local mosque, the middle of which was just about eye-level from our position. Just as I was taking a picture of it, the midday call to prayer began. We stopped to listen to the 2 or 3 minutes of chanting. I was struck by the musical similarity with the sound of Jewish prayer, and felt a little melancholy about the continued tensions in the region.

We climbed the rest of the way up the tel and admired the views of the Mediterranean and the surrounding city. And then it started to rain. Just a little. Then a little more. And then we were in front of the Napolean Patisserie (very Israeli sounding, non?), and we thought it was a good time for a cup of coffee. Just in time. If we’d been outside for one more minute, we would have been soaked by the 10 minute downpour. As it was, we had some very nice coffee and an excellent plate of hummus.

A little more walking around Jaffa, now in the sun, brought us to an old palace that is now full of bats. The sound of their chirping was kind of cool, but I was glad I wasn’t inside.

And now back at the hotel, having some blogging time, giving the feet a rest, and enjoying the afternoon “snack” once again. I think in a bit we’ll try walking north to see what’s in that direction. Maybe eat again.

Since I didn’t write on the evening of our arrival, I’m catching up now.

Yesterday was our marathon travel day, or, really, two days. We left Denver around noon on Saturday, flew to Newark, had a 5 hour layover there, and finally boarded our flight to Tel Aviv. Newark to TLV was scheduled to be a 9.5 hour flight, but tail winds bought us an extra hour. Slept for a bit on the plane, but we were pretty beat when we arrived.

As we came in for our landing, I thought about how unpleasant, uncomfortable, and cramped flying has become, and then I thought: you are a spoiled child of the 21st century. Three or four generations back, this trip would have taken weeks or months. It took us less than 24 hours to travel 1/3 the circumference of the Earth. And then the jet lag.

We took the way of the exhausted and affluent traveler, and caught a taxi to our hotel in downtown Tel Aviv. It’s a pleasant place a block from the water, with a comfortable lobby (with free WiFi) and very European-style (read: compact) rooms. We cleaned up from the road, and sat down in the lobby to catch up on email and for the hotel’s afternoon “snack”: coffee, tea, bread, cheese, olives , fruit, and warm croissants filled with chocolate-hazelnut wonderfulness. I am immensely glad that we will be spending a lot of time riding in the coming days, because the food already seems just a wee bit too good and plentiful (more about that later).

After Derek finished his blogging, we took a walk around the neighborhood. It’s not a particularly charming neighborhood–concrete is the dominant aesthetic–but there are a few restaurants and bars, and it’s a block from the water.

At 9, we met up with a local guy I met online when I asked on a message board for restaurant recommendations around here. Dani is a software engineer like us, and we spent a pleasant hour or two chatting over glasses of Guinness at an Irish pub around the corner. And I believe that fully sums up the international character of this city. Nice to make a new friend here in Israel, and I hope he visits Boulder some time, so we can pay him back for the beers.

And then we collapsed.

Derek and I begin our adventure to Israel.