Customer Complaint Letter of the Day

Posted in ephemera on March 6th, 2013 by Rick

This letter came to our company support email (mistakenly, I should add), forwarded twice by the original author when he couldn’t find the correct place to send it. I note with some astonishment the sheer number of establishments he has tried.

I’ve redacted personal and business names and email addresses, but it is otherwise exactly as we received it:

From: XXXXX XXXXX XXXX THE ANOINTED <xxxxxxxxx@xxxxxx.xxx>
To: “xxxxxxxxx@state.co.us” <xxxxxxxxxx@state.co.us>
Sent: Sunday, March 3, 2013 10:22 AM
Subject: MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSERIES

 

TO: THE STATE OF COLORADO MEDICAL MARIJUANA REGISTRY
FROM: XXXXX XXXXX XXXX
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
BOULDER, COLORADO xxxxx
xxx-xxx-xxxx
xxx-xxx-xxxx
RED CARD #: xxxxxxxxxxxx
    I ASK IS THEIR ANY TYPE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT THAT IS DIRECTLY ASSOCIATED WITH MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARIES? I HAVE BEEN FINDING THE QUALITY OF THE MEDICAL MARIJUANA BEING OFFERED TO ME AT THE VARIOUS  BOULDER DISPENSARIES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE FRESH BAKED THAT I NAMED AS A CARE GIVER, TO BE VERY INTENTIONALLY SUB PAR!
    MUCH OF WHAT I HAVE PURCHASED SINCE JOINING THE REGISTRY HAS TASTED LIKE AND POSSES UNSAVORY SMELLS OF CIGARETTES AND ASH TRAYS, STOOLS INCLUDING THOSE OF FROM CATS, URINE, EJACULATION, CHEMICALS AND WHAT NOT!! A VERY UN CLEAN DEFILED FEELING EMANATES FROM MOST OF WHAT I HAVE ACQUIRED! I BELIEVE THAT MOST OF IT HAS BEEN SOAKED IN VARIOUS EVIL SOLUTIONS, AFTER IT HAS BEEN CURED, AND THEN ALLOWED TO DRY BEFORE BEING SOLD TO ME FOR THE PURPOSE OF WEAKENING THE STRENGTH OF THE MARIJUANA, RUINING THE TASTE, PHYSICALLY HARMING ME SUCH AS MY BONES, BRAIN, AND EYE SIGHT THROUGH THE CHEMICALS, DEFILING ME AND FOR THE PURPOSE OF SO CALLED “RIPPING ME OFF”!! I KID YOU NOT!!
    I HAVE PURCHASED FROM BOULDER MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARY <redacted>, <redacted>, <redacted>,  <redacted>, <redacted>, <redacted>, <redacted>, <redacted>, <redacted>, <redacted>, <redacted>, <redacted>,  <redacted> AND <redacted>!!!
I BELIEVE THAT OTHERS HAVE HAD THE SAME EXPERIENCE AND MAY HAVE CONTACTED YOU AS I AM, ALREADY!
    WHAT CAN BE DONE? PLEASE ADVISE! I THANK YOU FOR ANY AND ALL ASSISTANCE THAT YOU PROVIDE ME WITH THIS TROUBLING AND ILLICIT MATTER!
SINCERELY,
XXXXX XXXXXX XXXX

 

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