An Argument in Favor of Hillary Clinton
According to recent figures, women earn only about 3/4 of what men earn. With today’s skyrocketing budget shortfalls, there is tremendous incentive to save around $100,000 by hiring Hillary Clinton to be the next President. On the other hand, the black-white income gap is even worse, so we could probably save even more by hiring Barack Obama.
Whichever one we elect, the American people are the winners.
(Thanks, Mom, for the idea for this modest proposal.)